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Dec. 4th, 2009 @ 12:27 am Cookie monster meets Rammstein
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Dec. 3rd, 2009 @ 10:36 am (no subject)
Scared of Santa 2009
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Dec. 1st, 2009 @ 03:17 pm ROLLINS!
Henry Rollins! 2/28/10 @ Variety Playhouse!
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Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 01:41 am Combi Loves Chuck

Combi Loves Chuck
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Combicat shares a passionate embrace with one of my shoes.
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Nov. 25th, 2009 @ 02:45 pm General Thing!

General Thing!
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Nov. 24th, 2009 @ 05:11 pm Muppets + Bohemian Rhapsody = all the win in the world
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Nov. 24th, 2009 @ 12:55 pm The Evil That Lurks in My Dresser

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Nov. 24th, 2009 @ 12:54 pm The Evil That Lurks in My Underwear

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Nov. 24th, 2009 @ 12:46 pm The Evil That Lurks in My Socks

The Evil That Lurks in My Socks
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Nov. 20th, 2009 @ 08:35 pm Santa smells like beer!
http://twitter.com/loadedsanta
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Nov. 20th, 2009 @ 01:48 am my aunt has a big boot
So my aunt had foot surgery this week. This means that next week, in addition to helping her cook Thanksgiving dinner, I may have to tie her up.

She's supposed to be sitting down with her foot elevated above her waist. According to my uncle she is clomping around the house in her big protective boot, wondering why her foot is swelling up.

Something similar happened a few years ago. It was knee surgery, a walker, and Easter dinner. She was in her walker, trying to MOVE FOLDING TABLES! I had to take her walker away. She stood there in the middle of the room, looking very annoyed with me.

I seem to remember when I had surgery, the doctors orders had to be followed like the word of God himself... I forsee a Thanksgiving dinner where I mock an injured old lady. :)
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Nov. 19th, 2009 @ 04:01 pm True
In the words of my coworker: "She's mostly naked, heavily tatooed and about to blow a midget. She's got to be fun to hang with."
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Nov. 18th, 2009 @ 01:42 am So much WTF
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Nov. 16th, 2009 @ 02:30 pm The cup asks a question

The cup asks a question
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Answer: In mah belleh!
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Nov. 14th, 2009 @ 01:12 pm Meet Peabody

Meet Peabody
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Nov. 14th, 2009 @ 03:58 am Busy night.
Work, then beer, then dinner, then the Less Than Jake show. Alas, I missed Oreskaband, the all Japanese schoolgirl ska band opening act. There were middle-schoolers there. I feel old. Say what you will about Less Than Jake, but they put on one hell of a show. It takes talent and energy to get a sullen, 6-foot-5 metalhead to start spontaneously pogoing around the room with a huge grin on his face.

Then I headed over to Halo with Jess and Kaz for the Utah Saints show. As we walked towards the club, we made a brief wrong turn and went a block in the opposite direction. At the corner I consulted the iPhone and realized my mistake. As we are about to walk back, I notice a couple across the street arguing. They are both in their early 20s, black, and screaming. He's wearing the standard baggy athletic wear. She's got skin tight pants and heels so spiky you could put an eye out with them. They continue to yell as we walk away.

Half a block up, I hear a familiar crackling. I turn around. As far as I can tell, then guy was pissed at her for some reason having to do with him paying a lot of money for her weave. He was trying to repossess it. He's got her 2-foot long pony tail in a deathgrip and is yanking for all it's worth. She's trying to shove a large and sparking stun gun up his nose. They are screaming, rotating and shooting sparks.

I quickly called 911 and ducked into the club.
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Nov. 12th, 2009 @ 03:24 pm why?
Really, the google search box is the doorway to our deepest questions:

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Nov. 12th, 2009 @ 11:00 am True
Weird is normal
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Nov. 12th, 2009 @ 09:26 am Huge tracts of TIME
Dec 18th - Last day of work for the year
Dec 19th - Atlanta SantaCon
Dec 20th - 24th - State mandated furlough time, aka no work
Dec 25th - Christmas
Dec 27th - Officiating a wedding
Dec 28th - Dec 30th - Actual Holiday time
Dec 31st - New Years Eve
Jan 1st - recovery
Jan 4th - back to work

I have a 5 day block, then a 3 day block of nothing much to do. I'll probably spend one in town working on the house and slacking. I'm debating a road trip for the other. Any ideas?
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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 02:27 pm 3 odd things
Three strange things I have seen in the past 24 hours:

1. My cat wandered into my fireplace, and jumped up my chimney! She dropped out a few minutes later.

2. On the way to work on I-20 I saw a white SUV upside down and backwards on the left side. I wonder what kind of accident caused that.

3. Driving on campus today, I saw a girl in a hoodie that said "PINK SAYS PEACE" The hoodie was orange...
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